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Public News Post #476

HI IT'S ELY!

Written by: Ely Erling
Date: Wednesday, January 5th, 2022
Addressed to:

My ma took me to see Rohna and I gived her a plushie my ma made and she said it was BEAUTIFUL and she was gonna cheery it forever which is gud because it was a sad pijak so it needs a cheery or two for sure.

Anyway I talked to her about when I got lost and locked in HugTech and how I wanna be a BEASSST Spacer Star when I growed up and she said that she HATES HugTech so if anyone wants to do swapsies with her she's gonna take your hugtech plushies and swap 'em for a preety Winterflame one, if you want. She said she'd re...habitate, or rehalbilutate them or something, which she said means give them tea and cookies and a fluffy blanky.

So yeah, you should go do a swapsies with Rohna - she said she got enough for prolly three each.

Lots of love or I'll KICK YOUR BUUUTTTS!

Ely Erling Age 5 1/2 - Litharge, Gleesul, Starmorn, The Uneevirs, Everywhere, The End.

p.s. My mom said I'm allowed to post on the comms for this, so nuh.

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