Starmourn Game News
Written by: Starmaker Eukelade
Date: Friday, March 1st, 2019
An urgent broadcast from the Y'saari News Network was transmitted across the sector last month when a Crazy Jerry's Darkstar Parcel Delivery Service freighter was smashed to pieces by a rogue asteroid. The shrapnel and wreckage from the collision was so widespread, it even took out the news satellites that were videocasting the disaster.
Crazy Jerry released a statement shortly thereafter, assuring the public that despite appearances, their deliveries are in good hands. From the front yard of his enormous mansion in the Diamond Belt, he proudly assured viewers that his fleet of mail recovery drones are on the job, and are obsessed with finding all the packages, parcels, and envelopes that have been scattered throughout the sector.
Discussion forums and chat rooms across the commsphere are filled with analysis about the drones themselves. Many have surmised that the hastily assembled, bright green robots seem glitchy, and from their behavior, are more obsessed with finding mail than actually delivering it to anyone. The majority of people seem to agree that the drones are definitely in open beta.