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Public News Post #549

Offering My Services.

Written by: Lupisentia V'lani, the Shennanigan
Date: Thursday, November 17th, 2022
Addressed to: Space Marshal Savvy Ironbound, BestWife(tm)

It's been broadcast to my attention that the Reynold's rock is having a hard time securing their transmissions.

In a gesture of good faith and camaraderie, I'd like to offer my services for bug smashing. For a low-low price of only 10,000 marks per bug, I'll personally crush the hopes of any would-be secret stealers looking to nab intel from those murky dens of intrigue in which your secrets hide.

As with any business requests, simply send me a 'Sim message and we'll work out the payment.

Best of luck, Scatterbugs.

Guardian Envoy Lupisentia V'lani

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