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Public News Post #240

Do you take me for a fool?

Written by: Flipilaria, the Fabulously Rich
Date: Tuesday, November 19th, 2019
Addressed to:

To specific entities within the Starmourn Sector,

My current turrets are not, nor have ever been, deployed in any orphange, let alone one now full of sad, injured children. Nor have they ever been placed in any house of worship. They've been deployed as gate security in hospitals once or twice, but they're not there now.

Stop sending me sob stories about how I need to send you tens of thousands of marks to 'repair damages' and 'fix these injuries.' I've traced your commsignals to Fatar Space. Your lies are transparent and, frankly, ridiculous.

I warned you of public ridicule.

- Flip

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