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Public News Post #280

On Fantom Labs.

Written by: Xenozoologist Clover Moonchild, Guardian Envoy
Date: Monday, April 6th, 2020
Addressed to:


Hi again, Starmourn sector!

It's me, Clover Moonchild, speaking on behalf of GCEPS.

Listen, this time, you REALLY should know better.

I don't really feel like I should have to tell you people not to trust a company named FANTOM LABS.

Does that not strike you as... I don't know, mad sciencey? Like something out of a bad comic book? Like a company that is 100%... I dunno, EVIL?

Have you ever even been to FANTOM? Have you looked around? Talked to the creepy workers? Listened to the rumors? Hell, listened to what they openly say IN FRONT OF YOU? Surely you had to explore a little bit to redeem your shiny tokens, right?

This isn't even speculation, folks. They are 100% performing experiments on animals, on PEOPLE, taking innocents and then genetically modifying them to create super creatures that you then gleefully hunt down and murder, all for a shiny token. To make yourself stronger, at who knows what cost.

Progress without limits. Right.

They have PEOPLE in cages. People who can speak. People who can scream "no!" If you want proof, I recorded my visit there, and I will gladly bring you along to show you in person. Their security is pretty tight, but I can hack it.

You don't even care who you're working for. Or why. Or what their end game is.

I've started trying to expect nothing from people and I am still disappointed.

"Progress without limits" is terrifying.

Whether you care about the well-being of the environment or of animals or not, if you care about your OWN well-being or that of those you love, progress without limits should TERRIFY you.

FANTOM: You might not know it yet, but you DO have limits. Because whatever you are doing, I AM going to stop you.

Yes, that is a threat.

Have a joyful day!

Clover Moonchild
GCEPS Ambassador
Director of Joy


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