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Public News Post #474

Festive zippa back at Zippa Hut!

Written by: Kiru Ano
Date: Monday, December 13th, 2021
Addressed to:


Hey Fleshnecks!

Not only is your favorite festive zippa is back in stock at New Dikamazi's greatest zippa service - Zippa Hut - but we have a brand new curiously piquant variety on offer this year, too!

Buy it in New Dikamazi or by sending a tell to me or the ZIPPAHUT bot using the word 'zippa'.

Put it in your face holes!

Happy Coldhot Day, or whatever.

Kiru


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