CORPORATE RESOLUTION BB 1397


Making Ice Cream and Cake Not Expensive Act
A.k.a.
M.I.N.E. Act

An Act relating to galactic economic policy; amending 76 Y.T. 65, Section 33 - 1.3, as last amended by Section IV of Corporate Resolution No. 567 of the Second Session of the Ninth Corporate Senate of Beautiful Pirate Governors of the Bubblegum Bandit Brigade as lead by Number XIII, establishing taxes and fees upon economic enterprises of Holgorath Va ani for the betterment and benefit of the sector and providing an effective date.


BE IT ENACTED AND KNOWN BY THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE

SECTION I

It is decreed upon this date and time by unanimous parties as representatives of the will of the people, that cake and ice cream are delicious and it is for the benefit of all within the sector that cake and ice cream flow free within inhibition to cost or production in size, flavor, or availability.

DEFINITIONS

Cake - Cake is heretofore defined as a form of sweet food made from flour, sugar, and other ingredients and is typically baked. Variation may also exist in numerous forms to include pastries, meringues, custards and pies.

Ice Cream - Ice Cream is heretofore defined as a sweetened or unsweetened (As the governing board cannot reliably predict what the entity known as Shulamit will manufacture) snack or dessert. It may include milk or cream, cane juice liquid or other sweetening agent, fruit, meat, etc. Variation may also exist in numerous forms to include: frozen yogurt, frozen custard, ice milk, sorbet and slushy.

SECTION II

It is decreed upon this date and time by unanimous parties as representatives of the will of the people, that taxes and fees shall be imposed upon all economic activities of the entity known as Holgorath Va ani to fund ice cream and cake for the sector.

DEFINITIONS

Economic Activity - The transport, production, purchasing, providing, or selling goods and services across the sector and any and all structures and vehicles used also to include activity such as existing.

Holgorath Va ani - A lawless bounty hunter. May exist as any and all race, gender, skin color, horned, wings, or state of marriage to Lupisentia.

TAXES, FINES, AND FEES

a. Pirate Outfit Fee
b. Datashard Repository Excellence Fee
c. Transit Fee
d. Special Event Fee
e. Intergalactic Academic Excellence Fee
f. Health and Wellness of Beetles Fee
h. Diamond Member Cultural and Recreation Service Fee
i. Stylish Leather Gladiator Sandals Fee
h. Lupisentia Fee

SECTION III

The collection of all taxes, fines, and fees shall be submitted by the entity known as Holgorath Va ani into the coffers of The Corporate Senate of Beautiful Pirate Governors of the Bubblegum Bandit Brigade at the end of the year by filing Tax Form J.J. 4987. Punishment for non compliance with the ACT shall be carried out by Lupisentia in the manner of torture they deem fit, though a taser is seen as the most appropriate by the Corporate Senate.


SO BE IT ENACTED. SO BE IT DONE.