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Public News Post #515

On exploiting the charitable.

Written by: Mogi Millions
Date: Thursday, June 9th, 2022
Addressed to:

YO,

I would like to personally commend Quantu on their recent land acquisition. It is evident that Zarrach is unaware of the 7th Law of Profit, "Charity is worthless, unless it is a profitable investment." I would also advise Quantu to take into account the 1st Law of Profit, which is highly relevant to this situation: "Once you have their marks, never give them back."

In other news, MogiCorp is taking on new Interns! Gain access to the wisdom of the brightest entrepreneurial minds of the Sector, access to Corp ships, and, most importantly, invaluable job experience!

Peace out,
Mogi

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