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Public News Post #525

The Port & Pour Contest.

Written by: No Fun Shan Haven
Date: Sunday, July 31st, 2022
Addressed to:


Howdy sector,

Sick of slaughtering tons of robots just to be paid a pittance of five marks on each robot part? I hear ya! And I'm here to help!

I'm Shan Haven, entrepreneur and owner of the up-and-coming historic Port & Pour (that is, collectively The historically restored Porthouse holobrothel and The Pourhouse bar!) The holobrothel will feature erotic holographic features as well as compliant (non-sentient, of course!) sexbots. The bar is a, well, a bar. That's where you come in!
I got talented designers working on the interior of the place, but for what I envision, we need ROBOT PARTS! Any robot parts! All parts collected will be added to the finished interior!

From here on out, bring your robot parts to me, Shan, instead of Quickmark, and I'll pay you 5,000 marks a pop! That's right, 5,000 marks EACH!
AND!

If this contest gets any traction, whoever brings me the most robot parts will get VIP treatment at the Port & Pour when we officially open, and I'll put the top contributor's names down somewhere in the bar, to live in infamy forever!

(A portion of the proceeds from the holobrothel o towards helping Oldtown citizens and towards the ethical treatment of sentient robots. All sentient employees are paid a competitive wage.)

Yours,
Shannon Haven
Owner, The P&P Oldtown


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