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Public News Post #68

UltraViola(R)

Written by: Voyager Viola, Guardian Envoy
Date: Friday, January 4th, 2019
Addressed to:

Hey sector, I've got a question for you.

You ever wonder, while eating your food, why your food is sad and bland and not awesome instead?

Because I wondered the same thing.

And then I made some %#$!ing food.

UltraViola(R), a spicy vegetarian brand suitable for the discerning spacer! It's spicy! It's vegetarian! It's delicious!

Now with selections such as the UltraViola(R) spicy vegetarian roll, the UltraViola(R) stuffed mushrooms, and the UltraViola(R) portobello steak.

Commissions for spicy, vegetarian food are available at cut rate! Terms and conditions, such as selling said food under my brand, apply.

UltraViola(R). Food that bites back(TM). Available on all major trade networks.

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