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Updates News Post #394

Some Useless (debatable) Things to Make You Happy.

Written by: Storyteller Saio
Date: Thursday, October 22nd, 2020
Addressed to:

Okay, So I...
Squashed some bugs,
Added a new Telasball module in Hox (old),
Randomly adding things and removing things from rooms,
Prop Rework for Arena (should be done this weekend?),
Arena Events every Monday at Noon ET and Sync until I get bored or die (whichever comes first),
Added a present to Windy Kam's Wagon in SH (hint for future things).

Thank you all that have been helping me double check some of the bugs and resolve them.

Top Squidlet of the Tentacle Brigade
Saio

Q: Why is this post formatted like this?
A: Because I can.

Q: Why do I never see you around? Do you hate me?
A: ... no?

Q: What do you do?
A: I'm a miniature albino squid, what do you think?

Q: Can you do an AMA with the Storytellers?
A: Sure.

Q: Who asked these questions?
A: ME! MUWAHAHAHAHAA.

Stay healthy and happy. Take care of your mental health. Be good to each other.

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