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Updates News Post #418

Snowball machines.

Written by: Heroically Concise Damiel, Ironbutt
Date: Thursday, December 17th, 2020
Addressed to:

Hello my little flameday blisters,

I have done some fixes to the snowball machines as follows:

- The flavors were disappearing, but they should now stay. If you're missing any basic flavors then send me a message and I'll reinstall them for you.

- You can no longer pervert the space-time continuum by firing snowballs at people who are not in the same room/area/planet/galaxy/reality as you. (Sorry!)

- I have added a balance cost to the instant snowball function, so that you can no longer hold down enter to stockpile free snowballs -_-

- IF YOU ARE WEARING YOUR MACHINE - it may not work properly after this fix until you remove it and re-wear it.

Happy snowballing! (Yeah yeah, I see it. I mean it.)

Damiel

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