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Updates News Post #756

Boozey Party Time.

Written by: Argus, the Tiniest Feracht
Date: Tuesday, August 20th, 2024
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Shout out to Elan for squashing through the FLUIDS code to resolve this one - Alcohol works again!

If you've got the artie that makes you alcohol immune, you can close this update and call it a day!

For everyone else:
When you drink something in game that is alcoholic by nature or spiked with alcohol, you will get an alcohol level in your DIAGNOSE output confirming how sloshed you are. At a certain point, your level of inebriation will also begin to affect your speech. With continued use, your character will build up or lose tolerance to alcohol.

Keep it classy, but always sassy <3

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