PEOPLE OF THE SECTOR!

Join K0NF3KTI0N and Orrin Omnifarious for the K0NF3KTI0N AFFECTION tour! Starting at Lamentations this month at sync! ((//7 PM CST tonight!)) Why is it called the AFFECTION tour? Because we're friends, and we're gonna sing about super gross stuff like friendship and love and supporting each other!

The party begins with what is sure to be an amazing and unparalleled performance by K0NF3KTI0N and will be followed soon after by a probably less good, but still perfectly serviceable performance by Orrin Omnifarious! Or maybe I'll show up in the latter half and make that fabulous, too. The suspense! I almost can't take it!

If you love music or just being at places when things are happening, don't forget to come out to Omni and enjoy Orrin's starbilly folk from the Siva riverbanks and K0NF3KTI0N's, uh, candy-wave.. voidpop.. glitter-cabaret!

Is that even a thing? Am I making it up? Who knows! Come to the show and maybe you'll see! You'll certainly see a show, and that's what I'm advertising!

Free food, alcohol, and drugs to all paying ticket holders, first come, first serve!

Don't forget CONCERTS BUY 1 and CONCERTS BUY 2 on your mindsim to give us your money! Prior engagements? Hate fun? You can buy a ticket without even attending! Support local artists! Tickets are cheap! Drugs are expensive! Please and thank you!

We hope to see you there!

xoxo,
Keiko