Phis'tor Brothers

As I have previously mentioned, fines are for people who show remorse for their actions and who's behavior might plausibly improve given time and clemency. You two knuckleheads, on the other hand, are clearly incorrigible and would not be unenemied even if you did offer to pay for all of the damages.

If you wish to be unenemied, an excellent first step would be to submit a certified testament of your myriad personal inadequacies to the Great Library in Agog. Be sure to include special emphasis on your poor personal hygiene, record of skipped leg days, embarassing half-zhubeast pedigree and inferior bladder control. This contribution to the historic record may very well allow future linguists to rediscover precisely how 'Phis'tor' came to be a popular schoolyard insult. I am confident that nothing else the two of you accomplish will otherwise be worthy of remembrance.

-Grek