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Public News Post #267

On Nykara.

Written by: Flipilaria, the Fabulously Rich
Date: Thursday, January 9th, 2020
Addressed to:


Hello, Starmourn Sector.

It has come to my attention that Nykara Sa'Rogue, Supreme Leader of Sorrow, is not being told enough times that they are cute.

Please, at my behest, inform Nykara that they are cute. If you do so, I will reward you with marks. Bonus marks will be awarded based on exactly what you say to them and how much of a grin it puts on my face.

This offer will stand pretty much until I say it doesn't. Also, no spamming this offer. Pretty much one per person every few months or so. Whatever. The important thing is that Nykara gets told they are cute in a variety of fun ways.

Yours in a fit of giggles,
Flip


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