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Public News Post #354

Anarchist rock duo comes forward about secret romance, makes bomb threats.

Written by: Zek, TSZ Reporter
Date: Tuesday, August 25th, 2020
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I'm Zek, and this is a TSZ News Alert!

Sector-famous rock stars Keiko T'rath (of K0NF3KTI0N) and Orrin Moonchild (of Orrin Omnifarious) gave a joint concert just days ago at the New Dikamazi concert hall, Tox Populi. Apparently taking a strongly anarchist stance that resonated with the mostly-Bushraki crowd gathered, the two sang mostly about anti-government and anti-authority themes.

"Fuck authority," sang Keiko in her set, using mostly-outdated slang from Old Earth, "Fuck your gods, fuck your masters, fuck your mon-ar-chy / I don't give a fuck about how I'm SUPPOSED to be."

(The word 'Fuck', dear subscribers, is roughly translated to equate to a certain five-letter f-word that we will not post on our feed).

Orrin Omnifarious' set included similar lyrics, once again referencing Old Earth slang in the lines, "We're sick of all this government bullshit" and "I was born to fight among the stars / with my brothers and sisters in motherfucking arms."

For those just tuning into TSZ, we've been following a long-standing rumor about Orrin and Keiko's romantic affair. When asked after the show about whether or not her husband was aware of their secret relationship, Keiko T'rath responded, "It's not a secret, and Argo knows all 'bout it."

TSZ fans, I am elated to see Orrin and Keiko finally being open about their relationship, but I am concerned. With Orrin's set including lines such as "Finger on the trigger, the planet's gonna blow / A scattered home before us, rock arch-i-pel-a-go," this only fuels suspicions regarding the re-emergence of the T'rath Congregation as a force of terror in the sector. With their relationship now public knowledge, could Orrin be hinting at future plans in service to T'rath?

TSZ will continue to follow this story as it develops.

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