:: News Alert ::

I'm Zek, and this is a TSZ News Alert

A mysterious human, clad in a selakki-tooth camo wrap, has been spotted stalking about the major bars of the Sector, handing out pornographic material depicting the Ishvana to anyone they can find.

"My Machine Goddess Can't Be This Cute," the cover title reads. Depicting the Ishvana as a scantily-clad cartoon girl. The plot itself, which this reporter skimmed through only for your benefit, subscribers, details the Ishvana getting into various sexually-charged circumstances and flirting with the various races of the Starmourn Sector.

Astute readers will recall that, some time ago, important figures among the Starmourn Sector were spotted giving out pro-Ishvana literature. While this does not fall under the same realm of propaganda, this reporter suspects the Ishvana has once again resorted to attempting to manipulate the masses into receiving it. But make no mistake, subscribers:

The Ishvana is a murderous cosmic superintelligence bent on either destroying you, or converting you. The Ishvana is not your future wife, and, in fact, physically incapable of blushing.

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