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Announcements News Post #524

Wonders Abound in April.

Written by: Argus, the Tiniest Feracht
Date: Tuesday, April 1st, 2025
Addressed to:


In acknowledgement of our low population and in an effort to consolidate our playerbase, the Starmourn Admin team has made the bold and brave decision to merge our three Factions into one united front: The Scattered Song Ascendancy!

... Kidding, we're kidding!!

We Admin folk considered a bunch of April Fools pranks, but then we decided to stick to fun sillies instead. With that in mind -

For this first week of April, everyone who logs in will get a unique mask designed with the stars in its eyes (much like us!). Wearing the mask for an extended period of time may induce hallucinations of bygone times and scenes!

We're also going to bring back Bozo the Bonkers from the most recent Floating Market and give him a stall on Omni Station. Assist him with some pranking schemes to get a limited run promo item: the Boppersack. Attack it with friends to release a cascade of candies for everyone to enjoy!

And finally, HETE will be announcing a bug in their system shortly, causing many who clone in the coming Syncs to emerge from the vats in a very different body than they might expect. Don't worry, I'm sure those Atarsids are working hard at a resolution and I hear their PR team is almost ready to release a statement.

Happy April Fools, April Kickoff, and general Start-Of-Spring to you spacers! We're so glad to have you here with us. <3

Your Starmourn Admin Team


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