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Poetry News Post #18

The Hacker's Lament.

Written by: Explorer Clover Corvidae, Director of Joy
Date: Thursday, May 30th, 2019
Addressed to:

The Hackers Lament
(as told to my lizard, Hinka)

Im hacking alone
and looking for drones.

My skills I must hone
so that I dont clone.

Did I hack this? I forgot.
Where are all the flakking bots?

Bushraki, rockhoppers,
Katka Vem.

I do not, DO NOT,
want any of them!

Murder I dont condone
and Oldtown I have outgrown,

so Im hacking alone
and looking for drones.

My fate I bemoan.
This is so monotone.

I hack here, all alone...
just looking for drones.

(this staggeringly great work of literature was written by ME, Clover, please do not reproduce my genius elsewhere without permission!)

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