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Poetry News Post #20

Imagine the Pastabilities.

Written by: a lumbering Tukkav noodle vendor
Date: Sunday, August 4th, 2019
Addressed to: Flipilaria

There once was an Elgan named Flip
"YO!" was her favorite quip
Excepting her puns
And man, she had tons
HEY! Visit my food truck and tip!

(OFFWORLDER'S NOODLE CART! IN SCATTERHOME! HAVEN CITY! You want noodles? We got noodles! Without a doubt better than Danica's!

"These noodles are probably the only thing stopping me from shuffling off this mortal coil." -- genuine, completely nonfictitious quote from Haven's Joseph Takahashi

Don't pasta us up without trying some!)

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Maintenance Outage Scheduled

By Argus | Oct 12, 2025
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