Starmourn Game News

Previous Article | Back to News Summary | Next Article
Poetry News Post #20

Imagine the Pastabilities.

Written by: a lumbering Tukkav noodle vendor
Date: Sunday, August 4th, 2019
Addressed to: Flipilaria

There once was an Elgan named Flip
"YO!" was her favorite quip
Excepting her puns
And man, she had tons
HEY! Visit my food truck and tip!

(OFFWORLDER'S NOODLE CART! IN SCATTERHOME! HAVEN CITY! You want noodles? We got noodles! Without a doubt better than Danica's!

"These noodles are probably the only thing stopping me from shuffling off this mortal coil." -- genuine, completely nonfictitious quote from Haven's Joseph Takahashi

Don't pasta us up without trying some!)

Previous Article | Back to News Summary | Next Article
A very young and very cute German Shepherd puppy in an iridescent unicorn costume

A Little Starmourn Mischief and Much More Fun…

By Argus | Mar 31, 2024
Recommended play time: Log in any time on April 1st to find out, plus claim something naughty-or-maybe-nice in the chaotic spirit of the holiday.
Read More →
a white bunny with a grey ear emerging from a lilac colored hole in the post canvas

Tiggywink vs Larsson for Starmourn’s Egg-streme Easter Rescue 2024!

By Argus | Mar 29, 2024
It’s that time of year, folks! Time for some egg-celent adventures out in the Starmourn Sector. Fufu Tiggywink and Derika Larsson have once again taken their respective places on Omni and Paskal Station and require your help to hunt the Sector for chicks, lapines, and eggs! Remember that you can always WALK TO to walk…
Read More →
Two black pyramids almost touching at their bases with a burst of light emerging from the center.

Coming Soon: The Starmourn Tutorial Is Getting A Glow-Up

By Argus | Mar 26, 2024
The Admin team has been working hard on the new tutorial, testing along the way and taking care to ensure all your feedback is being brought into account. We’ve broken the tutorial out into three key phases for development, loosely summarized as follows: Phase One of the tutorial is COMPLETE! This covers the initial entrance…
Read More →