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Poetry News Post #23

OTTO.

Written by: Otto
Date: Saturday, December 7th, 2019
Addressed to:

Otto is really great

His body is made of slate

His punch is like a freight

Train.

Even when he is slain

He refuses to be plain

-

His justice cannot be stopped

Nor can his muscles; which are very very well defined and powerful which always glisten sexily

Even if you did not opt

In.

He just might put you in a coffin

His spirit; may it never soften

Otto Otto Otto

Boy, he really is great

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