Citizens of the Sector,

As you're undoubtedly aware, Ascension Labs is engaged in the eminentest of kith-gravitic nanotech research in the Sector. You're probably wondering how you can help advance these groundbreaking researches! Today I have good news! We at Ascension Labs are committed to ethical research practices. As such, we have produced a Standardized Consent Form for all Project Kithflower participants, approved by Quaff(R)'s stringent Ethics Review Processor(TM)!

I'd like to remind citizens of the Sector that while consent forms are required for most, you can easily skip the paperwork by punching EMBRACE LAWLESSNESS into your Mindsim. If you'd rather like to refer a friend to Project Kithflower, you can place a bounty on them and the consent process will be taken care of by the fine administrators of Tranquility Deepness. Now that's efficiency!

I've enclosed a copy of the Standardized Consent Form for your review.

If you happen to be unaware of Project Kithflower, you should direct your Mindsim to NEWS READ PUBLIC 158. PUBLIC 157, on the other hand, does not exist. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.


Ascension Labs, Project Kithflower: Consent Form

I, the undersigned, hereby state my intent to contribute to Project Kithflower, an ongoing project at Ascension Labs, as a Project Participant.

I understand that Project Kithflower involves invasive methodologies. As such, I consent to the scientific use of ONE (1) of my clones for the express purposes of Ascension Labs and its representatives.

I further understand Ascenion Labs' dedication to studying Void Kith and nanotech in the full range of multivariate conditions, and as such agree to expose the representative to as many harmful effects as possible. Additionally, I agree to mitigate the representative's invasive techniques through defensive measures including but not limited to mending wetwiring systems, repairing damage to flesh, taking cover, and/or attempting to run away from the representative.

In the event of the loss of a clone, I understand that HETE reimbursement and/or forfeiture of my INR is at the discretion of the representative on a case-by-case basis and is not guaranteed. I will negotiate with the representative beforehand if I want these pleasantries.

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