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Public News Post #290

Fantom.

Written by: Vanguard Rylek Ironbound
Date: Sunday, April 19th, 2020
Addressed to: Tea Master Clover Moonchild, Guardian Envoy


Clover,
You seem angry. Lashing out, being a touch violent even. We at the Ironbound would like to offer another option to your current path of wanton destruction and violence.

For the right price, you could contract our industrial arm, FeTek Industries, and perhaps work out a plan to capture these escaped animals. They're dangerous, and something needs to be done with them. Perhaps you could race to beat the hunters and coax the monsters into brand new FeTek NanoCages. Small on the outside, instantly adjusting on the inside to provide comfort and protection to the poor, hunted creatures.

It would of course, I imagine, take a hefty amount of capital to work all the bugs out of such a system and properly build up a supply line.

Better than throwing tantrums and vandalizing things though, no?

Contact us if you're interested.


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