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Public News Post #650

Colonial Cookpot Cookout!

Written by: Bone Wrangler Shulamit Moonchild, Back to Tallest Curator
Date: Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Addressed to:

Hoo HOO! Dearest Starmourn Denizens! I come to you to let you know we will be experimenting on a colonial cookpot this upcoming...amount of time! Maybe it'll explode! Maybe it'll not explode! We'll do it outside in case of the first one, and also outside in case of the second one!

What is a colonial cookpot? It was used by colonist to the asteroid of Ishbi when the humans all went there when things went...boom? Lack of boom? Complete silence and disappearances? That!

You are welcome to attend! It will involve Shulamit, a colonial cookpot, and everyone who wants to attend, yes yes! If we can't make food in the cookpots, I will whip up some cookies to feed beings, do not worry! It will be fun!

For those uninterested in food, I have a good lead on some antique blasters! Well, recreations, hoo hoo. Maybe those will explode instead, or make other people explode!

Shulamit, Tallest Curator

P.S  The museum hopes for no explosions and is unaffiliated with Shulamit's explosions.

((Time will be 8pm eastern usa times this Sunday the 23rd of March.))

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