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Public News Post #651

Colonial Cookpot Excitement!

Written by: Bone Wrangler Shulamit Moonchild, Back to Tallest Curator
Date: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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Hoo HOO! It will delight you to know, a colonial cookpot exploded! But safely! Well, with one table a bit worse off.

First though! Akmara, the Best Curator, got us a recreation cookpot! Which we used at the park in Bikman Circle! There many ate meaty laksa, and Akmara told us what he had found in the records! That laksa was well regarded, and that humans had mean words for vegetarians. Hoo, they never met me, I'm sure if they had there'd be less rude words! Maybe. Anyway! Laksa was enjoyed, and if you missed that, the cookpot will be setup in the Ishbi wing of the museum, as it has proven to not explode. An important thing!

We then went back to the museum to tinker on a more original parted cookpot. We poked it, prodded it, then put some alcohol and veggies inside and heated it up. We pressurized it a bit! It worked well! Too well. Then a system I think Poet foresaw us needing protected us, and the cookpot was no more. But no worries! The display one is still there, and we have enough parts to tinker on another! I will be doing more digs there again, and have decided to continue to pay more for finds from there, so Ishbi will be back to 100,000 marks per donation, with other digs being 50,000 marks per donation!

Thank you to Akmara, Picram, Lupisentia, Afesotinuilar, Tuesday, Friroh, and Akiko! If I missed beings, I'm sorry! My canopy is filled with frogs. Fog. Thank you muchly! It was a delight!

Shulamit Moonchild, Tallest Curator


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