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Poetry News Post #42

Noodle...

Written by: Timewrecked Milo Moonchild
Date: Saturday, December 4th, 2021
Addressed to: Flogger Kaos T'rath

I write this little doodle
about a tiny dipsy-doodle
who is purple and he wiggles just so.

Try to catch him and canoodle
To your oo he'll quickly toodle
Little legs a-trundling as out the door he'll go.

He wears fancy hats, the whole caboodle
my cousin Kaos loves him oodles
And he's got way more Flogger fans than even Keiko.

So here's to little purple noodle
Leesa bug not living loodle
Noodle-oodle-doodle-toodley-boodle-oh!

My Milo Moonchild, 965 A.E.

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